May 2004 Anonymous User from Somewhere, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Sunday, May 2, 2004 - 05:16:18 pm Web Site: Sultana from The Other Side, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Sunday, May 2, 2004 - 10:14:02 pm Web Site: ^apo from germany, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 3, 2004 - 04:29:06 am Web Site: rock on Ye Htut Lynn from Myanmar, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 4, 2004 - 10:57:46 am Web Site: http://www.espn.com It's not a litter crazy, it's a lotter crazy! Caity from Canada, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 4, 2004 - 04:33:33 pm Web Site: http://www.geocities.com/vintageredkiss 100% Canadian- that's me! Felicia from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - 02:01:14 am Web Site: www.felicity47@knology.net Canadian men are great (most of them anyway)!!! Anyone like Southern girls? Glen Goodale from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - 06:31:25 am Web Site: The one with bite. Karl Langlois from Canada, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - 02:26:41 pm Web Site: Erica from Soh, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 6, 2004 - 02:28:57 am Web Site: For snowy, someone who showed me how to be a true friend. Alexander Crawford from US, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 6, 2004 - 02:54:37 pm Web Site: It would be nice if our certificate included our Province as well. Alexander Scott Crawford from US, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 6, 2004 - 02:57:08 pm Web Site: Is Governor Jennifer Grandholm an honourary Canadian? Sam Moore from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 6, 2004 - 02:58:10 pm Web Site: Jennifer M. Granholm from US, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 6, 2004 - 05:55:12 pm Web Site: http://www.michigan.gov/gov Many of my fellow Honourary Canadians might wonder why a woman born in Vancouver would ever give up her actual Canadian citizenship to become American. To be honest, there have been times when I've asked myself the same question, and thought that my decision was akin to selling my soul to Satan. Learning how to live and survive within such an alien culture has been daunting to say the least, and I've often felt, surviving amongst such a barbaric and strange people, that I would have been wiser to have set my goals lower. For converting Americans to the Canadian Way is infinitely more difficult than converting a more civilized people, like head hunters in Oceana for example, or Londons east enders. It helped that the first Americas I encountered were those in Berkeley, across from San Francisco, as they were predisposed to accept the Canadian Way despite their skepticism regarding the existence of alien concepts like 'winter' and 'snow'...( 'ice' they understand because The Great One showed them the sublime nature of Hockey in a village pronounced, "Eall Eh" in Canadian). But after I overcame the Californians initial fear that I was a spy sent by one of the tribes of their mortal enemies, a people called "New Yorkers" I found them easy to convert (apparently they are even more terrified of the Tribes called "Southerners", especially "Texans", but it is only "New Yorkers" that are able to command the Californians to work five days a week, which to Californians is more terrible than being killed by "Texans" or the "Southerners" adherence to biological definitions of gender, but to the Californians the concept of "evil" is closely associated with speaking directly and labor of any sort). Had my first experience with Americans been with "Bostonians", whom I came to know at "Harvard", I would have surely returned to BC and given up my Missionary Calling, for although this Tribe of Americans accepts part of the Canadian Way, they are actually better known by their other Tribal name, "Yankees". Yes, it's true. I spent over three years there and survived the dread "Yankees". What Canadian can help but shudder in horror and rage at the thought of Yankees. Learning of their heresy and devilish ways as a child in Canada I believed I was prepared, but the truth is that our Canadian histories are no substitute for first hand experience. The Yankees are actually PROUD to have betrayed and rebelled against Our Divine Monarchs in England, and think the existence of a State called Maine and obviously doctored "treaties" between themselves and Great Britain "proves" their laughable claim to have won the war of 1812! The Yankee propaganda would be quite funny if they didn't brainwash their children with it, as they actually have the gall to claim that British Canadians are descended from former American colonial Tory Loyalists forced to flee after the Colonial Rebellion. They have no concept of a subjects Loyalty to their Ordained Monarch, and reject the obvious logic of being ruled by those who are Naturally superior by Right of Birth. In their perverted, heretical view they cannot see the honour in being granted the right to self government by one's Lord and King, or the Royal Wisdom of changing the Empire to Commonwealth, nor our Canadian Love for the Crown and Country (the Greatest Empire of History), nor our eagerness to lay down our lives to advance the greater Glory of Britain (which the Yankees pretend has yet to pay back debts from WWII). Yet I endured (using St. George as my guide and substituting America for the Dragon), and mastered their ways. Now I am the Governor of the American State of Michigan, a position from which I am slowly Canadianizing over 9 million Americans, but at the cost of my 'official' Canadian citizenship. But if the reader is from Ontario, know that your industrial sludge and Toronto's municpal sewage can be trucked into America and dumped without any fear of persecution in my State, and that every time a toilet flushes in Ottawa there's a good chance the product will end up in a State or National park in the States! Canadians have no reason to risk lead contaminating the water their children drink... Think Detroit! And once I raise the taxes on alcohol and tobacco, Americans in the thousands will be forced to buy their poisons from Canada! (Don't worry, the Beer Store lines won't get longer anywhere but Windsor). The list of benefits is endless. I heard the Call to spread the Word, to teach these barbarian Whig Americans the Canadian Way, and have sacrificed for the land of my birth. So forgive me, Canada, for I have not foresaken you. The dream of Trotsky might not have worked elsewhere, but the Canadian mode of dialectical materialism is alive and well. History is on our side Canada. Joćo Roque Dias from Portugal, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Friday, May 7, 2004 - 09:46:30 am Web Site: http://www.jrdias.com Send me my Canadian green card.... Peggy Grooms from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Friday, May 7, 2004 - 05:46:32 pm Web Site: http://pgrooms@yahoo.com Jay Wren from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Friday, May 7, 2004 - 05:50:10 pm Web Site: http://jwren3193 Anonymous User from Somewhere, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Saturday, May 8, 2004 - 09:13:15 am Web Site: LORENZO GARRETT from United States, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 10, 2004 - 05:01:01 am Web Site: http://home.earthlink.net/~lethal001/ I am a son of the creek Freedman from the Canadian Colony Dave Robinson, and I wish to have my citizenship Ptilk from Ptilkland, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 10, 2004 - 07:04:14 am Web Site: Eh? Donnie Anthony Hutchinson from United States, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 10, 2004 - 11:02:57 am Web Site: http:/ Anonymous User from Somewhere, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 10, 2004 - 01:05:38 pm Web Site: Brandon Krahmer from America, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - 04:34:48 am Web Site: http://lyondenyit.tblog.com Vera Durejko from US, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - 11:16:46 am Web Site: Michel Dagneau from Quebec, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 04:56:55 am Web Site: micheldagneau@videotron.ca parlez vous francais Nicola from Canada, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 04:58:04 am Web Site: nicola@yahoo.com thanks Helen from Canada, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 04:59:35 am Web Site: Ged from Canada, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 05:00:23 am Web Site: Anonymous User from Somewhere, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 05:01:59 am Web Site: Joe Ventura from US of ehh A, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 12:13:26 am Web Site: http://www.thewholewideweb.com God Save the Queen! Katie Lancos from USA/Philippines/Canada, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Friday, May 14, 2004 - 10:41:30 am Web Site: Canada kicks ass. Yea Labatt and Molson. Moz from UK, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Friday, May 14, 2004 - 04:45:10 pm Web Site: I love bacon! kristina valentine from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Sunday, May 16, 2004 - 06:37:43 pm Web Site: i love Chad Anonymous User from Somewhere, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 17, 2004 - 12:08:08 am Web Site: emilie from England, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 17, 2004 - 01:17:06 pm Web Site: Billdotto from USA, I'm sorry, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 17, 2004 - 03:41:28 pm Web Site: This country sucks, I'm Canadian I shouldn't be here!! Marko from da USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 17, 2004 - 03:44:30 pm Web Site: Nik Chaikin from United States, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 17, 2004 - 03:51:23 pm Web Site: Love that canadian folk. Mmmmm, Fruvous Scotty from Minnesota, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 17, 2004 - 06:01:26 pm Web Site: Please send my green card so I can leave Joyce M. Fitzgerald from United States of Conservatism, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 10:53:27 am Web Site: Gah...a real health care system, no death penalty, and the finest rock music in the hemisphere? Please, let me in! Kenneth Petersen from Confederate States Of America, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 10:59:52 am Web Site: The South Shall Rise Again!!!!! Corey Klaustermeier from Confederate States Of America, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 11:03:02 am Web Site: I don't know what I am thinking serving the united States Military, As long as there are Rednecks in CANADA I will be proud to be there. Ismail Khan Rabein from Karachi Pakistan, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 11:06:45 am Web Site: I do not know about AK 47's and sarin gas. bilal bazarg from afghanistan, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 09:43:54 am Web Site: emailtobilal@yahoo.com I am bilal from afghanistan.keep a keen interest to migrate to canada.hope i shall get a positive response from you people.with best wishes. Dan Kincaid from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 01:48:53 pm Web Site: I love my wife Sir Jack Meoff from United States, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 05:32:42 pm Web Site: dang_dang_hunter@yahoo.com Anonymous User from Somewhere, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 06:42:23 pm Web Site: Daniel Lam from UK, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Friday, May 21, 2004 - 02:30:09 am Web Site: Icarus122@hotmail.com Nicole Howell from US, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 09:34:23 pm Web Site: Rob Tokley from England, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 24, 2004 - 04:59:28 am Web Site: roberttokley@hotmail.com a friend iz forcing me to do this *help* Paul Hancock from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 24, 2004 - 10:48:15 am Web Site: From Halifax to Vancouver, B.C. Canadian Woman, You're the One for Me I Want to Stand on Guard for Thee In the True North Strong and Free Paul Hancock from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 24, 2004 - 10:50:07 am Web Site: From Halifax to Vancouver, B.C. Canadian Woman, You're the One for Me I Want to Stand on Guard for Thee In the True North Strong and Free Halloween Jack from USA, a wholly owned subsidiary of Halliburton, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 03:52:34 pm Web Site: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jackolan/ Thanks for being my escape hatch. Babibela from Brazil, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 07:29:18 am Web Site: http://www.fotolog.net/babibela Barbara Lima from Brazil, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 07:32:10 am Web Site: http://www.fotolog.net/babibela I love Canada! Rick Brayner from Brazil, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 07:34:45 am Web Site: http://fotolog.net/rick_brayner Now you can live with Babibela in Canada with no problems Noelvy Garcia from United States, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 12:14:25 am Web Site: http://www.beoworld.cjb.net Eh, I am canadainan now woot! Jizz E Face from France, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 03:02:14 am Web Site: I miss France, they just don't let you drink pee and eat babies in other places. Russell Turner from United States of America, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 01:26:54 am Web Site: I like Canada. Shahzad Paul from USA, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 31, 2004 - 08:18:04 pm Web Site: http://www.Bodysmart.biz I am now Canadien eh? Anna Haggard from United States, became an Honourary Canadian Citizen ™ on: Monday, May 31, 2004 - 11:08:12 pm Web Site: Roght on! I'm legal now! Return to the current month